I want to thank Shudder for greenlighting this project. They prove that if you can think of a horror movie idea, regardless of how cliché it is and what your budget is, there is a chance that they will greenlight it, as evident with House on Eden. The bar has been set so low that it’s hard to fathom how another movie can top (or bottom?) this in their catalog. What an abomination of a movie this was. Giving a found footage movie a chance is something that all fans, I assume, of the genre must be able to do. But boy, this one really tested my patience. I’m willing to bet a high schooler somewhere in this world is able to shoot a better movie than this turd.

I literally think that every type of cliché for this type of movie has been checked off here. This includes a bunch of friends on a ghost-hunting mission to stream online in hopes of gaining millions of views, extremely awkward and cringe interactions on camera thinking it makes them look funny and witty, fucking around and finding out they aren’t as tough as they think they are when spooky shit finally happens and, of course, the one member of the group that thinks they deserve more than the rest. I likely could go on, but it’s completely pointless because this movie is so horrible. The one and only thing I can at least praise the movie for is not relying on jump scares.

Life is too short. Do yourself a favor and skip this one.





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