I mean sure, why not? If killer clowns can make it to outer space, why not in a simple cornfield? It does have bold red letters telling me it’s produced by the producers of Smile and directed by people who did Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. But is it likely going to be one of…

I deserve happiness too, dammit! After a couple of not-so-good low-budget horror movies, I felt it was enough punishment to justify watching a much more high-budget production one. Balance is the key to a successful life, after all. Sinners did not disappoint. This was yet another movie I had to try as hard as possible…

Grief horror or horror grief. However it goes, it seems like I’ve been watching a bunch of them recently. From The Woman in the Yard, Mr. Crocket, and Dark Nature, I’ve been on a roll. As with everything, if done correctly, this sub-genre of horror can produce some amazing movies. One of the best in…

Who seriously green-lighted this movie? It’s extremely difficult to come up with any one good thing that this movie did. After having sat in my library queue for about a year or so, I decided it was finally time to knock this one out. Right off the bat, you just had a feeling that this…

I think by now many people have heard about the real-life shooting incident that involved Alec Baldwin on the set of this movie. It was such a sad tragedy. There apparently were more incidents throughout the filming of this movie. I’m sure many know how difficult it can be to shoot a movie from start…

Hey, I’m not going to even deny that this wasn’t a pretty fun movie. I remember accidentally watching a bit of the trailer one day and admitted it was pretty weird and spooky enough to get it on my to-watch list. A man coming out of your television screen to snatch away kids? It might…

Alright, so put all the lame jokes you may have heard about this movie aside because it wasn’t actually that bad. I was indeed quite surprised by not just the acting but by the story as well. Yes, you’d have to just put aside that hilarious movie poster along with the movie title, but once…

What exactly is wrong with me? Or more exactly, what is wrong with other people? I’ve thoroughly enjoyed Holland, only to be completely surprised at the low score it received, currently sitting at 5/10 on IMDb with 6.3k ratings so far. WHAT? Like really…WHAT?? I’m hoping the score will get bumped up a bit higher…

And……the stupidest-and-most-boring-but-you’re-not-supposed-to-complain-about-it-because-it’s-supposed-to-be-a-fun-and-lighthearted-movie I’ve watched in 2025 goes to The Monkey. I’m starting to believe that anything Stephen King touches within the past decade or so is just not for me and that includes his novels. The Salem’s Lot remake was just pure putrid bile. Fairy Tale I couldn’t even bring myself to finish even though…